L I F E
1970---I was born.
1971---My brother was born.
1972---I put the lid to a bottle of poison in my mouth.....and lived.
1973---Found abandonded Weeble-Wobble toys in a ditch and kept them.
1974---Foot got caught in rear spokes of a ten speed! - Screamed! Karma getting me for the Weeble-Wobles.
1975---Lost my dracula teeth - thought I found them - turned out to be an old buscuit.
1976---Moved near Memphis, Tn. - Learned to ride a bike - Mother backed over bike - got new bike.
1977---Elvis Presley waved to me from his black Cadilliac while entering Graceland - He died 90 days later.
1978---Shot a Red Wing Black Bird with a Red Rider BB gun - Felt bad - A boy named scooter broke the news about Santa and the Tooth Fairy...Karma again.
1979---Had to start wearing glasses - Got my first Camera - Saw the movie Scanners (exploding head).
1980---Took a short cut by using Rail-Road Tracks and accidentally walked out of town.
1981---Learned to drive in a 1976 MG - Was allowed to use the car at my discression.
1982---Got my left arm stuck under the rear wheel of a go-cart at 30MPH.
1983---Got my right foot caught under the rear tire of a three wheeler at 45MPH....not sure why Karma did this?
1984---Was dropped off at the Van Halen concert in Memphis, Tn.- I'm sorry... I was 14
1985---Can't remember anything interesting about this year.
1986---Had a 1970 VW Bug - Horn had a short - Police accused me of warning the Pot Heads.
1987---Learned how to process film - started sending postcards secret-like through the mail.
1988---Pondered my youth and the time my mother pretended to abandond my brother and I...She drove off...the backed up.
1989---Sold everything bought a VW van and drove to Nova Scotia...it was very cold.
1990---Met the girl I would later marry...we argue about details of the first date.
1991---Made a shit load of money and spent every penny.
1992---Mostly a blur....I remember something about 30,000 square dancers.
1993---Still blurry...I remember slamming a door and breaking the glass in our rental house.
1994---Can't remember anything specific
1995---Married the girl I met in 1990...went to the Bahama's.
1997---Moved to NC. left six months later.
1998---Moved to Amarillo, Tx. Hated it...but it grew on me. Still glad I left.
1999---Had a son in May of this year...promptly drove him through 17 states.
2000---Laughed at Y2K.
2001---Enjoyed the Biscuit and Jelly song my son made up. Click Here
2002---Enjoyed Friday Morning Breakfasts with Five artists all over seventy. Here
2003---Spent one month on a River Boat from Memphis, Tn. to Cincinatti and back.
2004---Broke down on a 1962 BMW Motorcycle in Owens Sound Ontario...Saved by an old wood worker named Wolfgang.
2005---Wished I could go back in time...then decided I had to much to lose.
2006---My father and I rode Motorcycles 3000 Miles in seven days--Did some bowling in Escanaba, Mi.
2008---Ran into Daniel Craig (new James Bond) up in Arcata, Ca. Asked him what time it was (10:45am)Had some Sushi. Welcomed Hopper Atticus Harmon to the World.